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We use as our source, of course, Jen's great book. Here is a quote:

And then who can forget that one time when, well, I think we all got in a spot of trouble over this one. The Mack Man had really been a grouch all morning long. Grumpy and hyper! Well, finally the dam burst. I think the official transcript tells the story best:

Mack Man: With us this morning is Lisa Davis, one of our more popular guests here on Mack Man and Ceri. Lisa, since she was forced into retirement after the “Microwave Cooking Scandal” has become a consummate gardener, and she is here to share some insights with us. Good morning, Lisa!

Lisa Davis: Good morning, all!

Ceri: What do you have for us, today? Something that will put everyone in a good mood I hope and pray!

Lisa: You betcha! But I’ll have to tell you I did have a spot of trouble this week.

Mack Man: Really?

Lisa: Yes, I was trimming my hedge there in the front yard. I did not realize that my cat was hiding in the hedge and I cut off her tail with my hedge trimmers!

Ceri: Oh, no!

Mack Man: That’s terrible!

Lisa: Yup. So I picked up my cat and her tail and I rushed them both to Wal Mart.

Mack Man: What?? Wal Mart?? Why did you take them to Wal Mart, for cryin’ out loud??

Lisa: Well, Wal Mart is the world’s largest retailer...

(the official sound track records the sound of snorty laughter, followed by the sound of two gunshots and then the sound of a body hitting the floor. There was a few seconds of silence, which was broken by Ceri)

Ceri: No more caffeine for you!!


Chrisman, Jennifer The Mack Man and Ceri: the Radio Show That Saved Humanity. New York: Random House, 2031.